Thursday, December 28, 2006

Boss commenting on Day Off

LOL!

"So you want a day off. Let's take a look at exactly what you are asking for.

There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two days off per week leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours per day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break that accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1-hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normally spend two days per year on sick leave; this leaves you only 20 days available for work. We offer 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves you only 1 day available for work. And I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off !!!"


"你想请一天假,看看你在向公司要求什么?

一年有365天你可以工作。但一年52个星期,你已经每星期休息2天,这样剩下261天工作。你每天有16小时不在工作,去掉170天,剩下91天。每天你有30分在喝咖啡,加起来每年23天,还剩下68天。你每天吃午饭需要1小时,这又用掉46天,所以还有22天可以工作。

通常你每年请2天病假,那你能工作的时间只有20天。每年有5个节假日,所以你的工作时间就剩下15天了。每年公司慷慨给你14天假期,这样算下来你就工作1天,而你他妈的要请这一天假?!"

2 comments:

Emma Hardy said...

Bull shit. We all have this much time on our hands. He just used it to make something.
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